god I’m horny
"hello horny, im god"
(via bridgemcgidge)Source: egg-tampon
My grandpa talking to my cat
"I’m the one who rings the doorbell!"
What I was thinking…
"I’m the one who knocks"
Am I the only one that thinks that Halloween and Christmas should be switched?
User: So, I’m working on this texture pack in photoshop.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I’m okay, a bit tired. Why are you deflecting the conversation?
Cleverbot: You are deflecting from the topic.
User: I’m okay, a bit tired.
Cleverbot: Tired of what?